Are you having a problem with your Amazon order? Have you been scouring the site for the last 40 minutes looking for a phone number in order to get a LIVE PERSON to help you?
If there is nothing else I will ever do for you, dear friends, please allow me to offer Amazon's CUSTOMER SERVICE TELEPHONE NUMBER, which at this moment, feels like a piece of gold in my hand.
The number is:
1-866-216-1072. International customers can reach Amazon at 1-206-266-2992.
You're welcome. :)